Zero Gifts Given

 

 

Tired of pretending to be jolly? Same.
This ultra-soft Bella + Canvas tee lets everyone know your holiday cheer is on backorder. Featuring everyone’s favorite green gift-grabber, this shirt is perfect for those who prefer stealing the spotlight (and maybe a few presents) instead of giving them.

✨ Features:

• Made with Bella + Canvas’ famously soft, premium cotton blend — comfy enough for all your holiday mischief.

• Unisex fit, because both grinches and grinchettes deserve to be cozy.

• Professionally printed with zero holiday spirit but maximum sarcasm.

• Tagline: “Stealin’ Christmas, one gift at a time.”

🎄 Wear it to ugly sweater parties, family gatherings, or anywhere you want to avoid small talk and mistletoe.

 

Warning: May cause excessive smirking and reduced generosity.

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

Size	Chest (in)	Length (in)
S	18	28
M	20	29
L	22	30
XL	24	31
2XL	26	32

Measurements are flat across the chest. Between sizes? Size up for a roomier fit.

Every item is printed after you order, which takes 2–4 days, then ships in 3–5. Because it's made just for you, we can't take change-of-mind returns — but if it arrives damaged or misprinted, send us a photo within 14 days of delivery and we'll reprint it or refund you.